First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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