Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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