so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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