Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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