# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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