just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
and you fell through a lawn chair
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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