I accidentally burped into my bong.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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