just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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