he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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