Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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