dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Randomize
