Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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