i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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