Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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