There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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