your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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