why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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