You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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