if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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