yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
