WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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