Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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