If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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