Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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