i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
