So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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