As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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