We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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