i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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