we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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