You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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