I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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