just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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