If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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