At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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