And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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