absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We don't watch enough power rangers
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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