if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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