We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
vagina is talking i cant
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize