I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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