and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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