Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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