I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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