Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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