she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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