Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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