did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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