Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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