Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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