Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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