I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
