Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
oh god was she eating orange peels again
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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