My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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