I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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