we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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