walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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