I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
