is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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